Top 10 Things Dave Would Say To The Mumbling Guy Sitting Next To Me At Starbucks

  1. What form of Tourette’s is that?
  2. You’re not going to stop, are you?
  3. Who are you talking to?
  4. I’m not staring at you, I’m trying to read the words.
  5. So … What’s your diagnosis?
  6. Sssh! … Do you hear that?
  7. When you’re done with your call, could I borrow your cell phone?
  8. I’m sorry, could you repeat that?
  9. Hi. I couldn’t help eavesdropping and …
  10. Did the coffee do that to you?

29. January 2012 by sojourner hardeman
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